Attention all of you bikers and embroidered patch lovers who are perpetually worn out. We have a brand-new patch just for you. Its message is as plain and simple as it could be. Here's what it says: 'Permanently Tired'.
The Permanently Tired funny patch minces no words. It gets straight to the point. It explains why you have got bags under your eyes, why your face looks droopy, and why you have a perpetual case of pillow hair. As an added bonus, you no longer need to explain yourself. Just display this patch on your clothing. Problem solved.
Being permanently tired is one thing. Having to explain to people why you look like death warmed over is another. But with this funny embroidered patch, your days of explaining things are over. The days of trying to justify accidentally putting salt in your coffee are no more. Being permanently tired gives you a built-in excuse to act like an idiot without apology.
Imagine what it can do for you in the real world. Maybe you get pulled over by a police officer for weaving back and forth a little bit. No worries, just point to the patch. You get off with a warning and a recommendation to take a nap. At home, when your significant other accuses you of not listening, you can agree wholeheartedly but still point to the patch anyway. It explains why the words being spoken are going in one ear and out the other.
We consider the Permanently Tired patch an all-purpose embroidered patch that gives you license to get away with a lot. Not that you need a license, of course. You are an independent person who has the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want – at least when you're awake enough to do it.